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Friday, August 10, 2007
Jokes
Ah Beng in an airplane
One day, during his returned flight from Hong Kong, Ah Beng wasn´t feeling well and was feeling nausea. The Air-Stewardess handed a "Vomitting Bag" to Ah Beng to throw up and in less than a minute, the bag was almost full.
"Please hang on and I will get you another "Vomitting Bag" and don´t vomit all over the place." The pretty Air-Stewardess told Ah Beng before leaving to get another "Vomitting Bag" for him.
When she came back, she saw the whole floor was covered with Vomits.
"Ai-yo! What happened, sir? I thought I told you to hang on while I get you a new bag?" The Air-Stewardess asked Ah Beng.
Ah Beng answered, " Nabehs, I saw that the bag was almost full so I drank some back to avoid overflow and then everybody around me started to throw up all over the place..."
Before Ah Beng finished talking, the Air-Stewardess throw up onto him...
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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